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The complete 2013 Brokelyn 25 under $25 gift guide

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Well, here we are: another Christmas just about in the books and you’re calmly wrapping the last of your gifts. Oh wait, what’s that? You haven’t done ANY Christmas shopping? You know it’s in two days, right? You know everyone will hate you if you don’t get them gifts, right? Well aren’t you lucky then that you’ve got a great resource right here, the complete 25 Gifts Under $25 Brokelyn Gift Guide, for 2013. It’s got something for everyone in your life, from books to orgasms, fondue pots to Night Vale merchandise. And when your gift recipients are thrilled beyond thrills to unwrap your present, you don’t have to thank us, we just like helping. Although sending us some Christmas booze would be nice…

25 gifts under $25, No. 25: Goldie Blox and the Parade Float
25 gifts under $25, No. 24: Orgasm in a Box (for him or her)
25 gifts under $25, No. 23: Historical Heartthrobs
25 gifts under $25, No. 22: Brooklyn Block by Block print
25 gifts under $25, No. 21: Hawkeye, Vol. 2
25 gifts under $25, No. 20: Bushwick Happy Hour prints
25 gifts under $25, No. 19: Garden bon bons
25 gifts under $25, No. 18: 3D printed clip-on vase
25 gifts under $25, No. 17: Heavy metal-themed nut butters
25 gifts under $25, No. 16: Fondue pot for two
25 gifts under $25, No. 15: Chalkboard scented candles
25 gifts under $25, No. 14: A merry melodica
25 gifts under $25, No. 13: Small batch hot sauce
25 gifts under $25, No. 12: Cocktail dice
25 gifts under $25, No. 11: Very Recent History
25 gifts under $25, No. 10: Make your own pretzel and mustard kit
25 gifts under $25, No. 9: Owney’s Rum infusions
25 gifts under $25, No. 8: One year Mellow Pages membership
25 gifts under $25, No. 7: NYC Taxi Drivers Beefcake calendar
25 gifts under $25, No. 6: Super Mario World subway map
25 gifts under $25, No. 5: How Not to Be A Dick
25 gifts under $25, No. 4: Welcome to Night Vale merchandise
25 gifts under $25, No. 3: Instant Bill Murray disguise hat
25 gifts under $25, No. 2: My Brooklyn
25 gifts under $25, No. 1: Give the People What They Want (Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings)

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