Millennials, guys, they’re just the worst, right? If they’re not forcing highly processed foodstuffs like Hot Pockets to at least appear to […]

Recent research shows that we millennials aren’t doing much of anything, or anyone, these days. But in a shocking twist of events, a twentysomething in […]

People are always worried about how Millennials aren’t interested in buying cars. It could be because they don’t have any money, and […]

Okay sure, so Eastern Europe is acting like Legos and NASA recently predicted the end of life as we know it. But […]

Millennials. Is there anything these coddled spoiled crybabies touch that doesn’t turn to shit (that wasn’t already shit due to massive mismanagement […]

You kids fresh out of college might not remember, but there was once an age of having to walk around with your […]

Fashion Week is happening right now, have you heard? There’s all sorts of fashion things going on all over the place , […]

You work all day to get paid so that you can turn around and give half your paycheck to some landlord. And […]

If you read the Times this weekend, you probably saw the story about young people moving to Ridgewood because it’s close to […]

Millennials guys, amirite? We all want “jobs,” “healthcare,”  “a future.” It’s like, why can’t we just accept being crushed under the uncaring […]