Plus, knife-wielding women.

Snag the crown.

Get some girl power, spread your knowledge, croon for a cause, please your ears, don’t waste space, and more ways to get wasted this weekend.

Be a star, make movie magic, do the mashed potato, dance around the bases, have an enchanted evening, and more ways to maximize the weekend.

And, mermaids. Everywhere.

1. Start your week out with laughs at the first installment of Good Luck Monday, with a solid 90 minutes comedy by Leland Long, Charlie […]

For those wishing to watch the ceremony not from their bed, here are the most enticing options in BK.

Join a clumsy dance contest, go skeeing, see a repeat performance, nosh on sweets, dig drag in a different light, and more ways to perfect this week.

A-choir your tickets, release your laughter, see a mariaSHE band, get lost in space, grab your morning sugar rush, and more ways to have a dope weekend.

Look back at your most embarrassing self, toon in, test your total recall, create happy little clouds, solve crimes, and more ways to thaw out this week.