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The Week in Broketown, 8/19 – 8/23

The week we taught you to take all of this and turn into magic. Photo by Dan Cerutti

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-We taught you how to make a ramen burger

-Public sex was frowned upon, for some reason

-A-Rod got drilled by a pitch up and in from Clinton Hill

-Millennial desires were unlocked

-The affordable housing lottery got easier to enter (but not win)

-The mayoral candidates demanded freedom of dunkssembly on stoops

-We were all “Ooooh, we love the Castello Plan.” Because they’re great!

Stick bugs! Bugs that look like sticks!

-Uber said “Have one on us,” and we said, “Hey, nice Joanna Newsom reference. We will”

You had to choose between bat country or Sharknado country

-We went to war with MTV, and invited all of you

-We also got gussied up

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