1. Learn how best to slay your enemies as Brooklyn Public Philosophers discuss why metaphors make good insults. (Monday) 2. See films […]

1. You know you do it, we know you do it, so just wall twerk already at Asslands, a booty + bass […]

Admit it, you’ve totally watched Ninja Warrior (or the watered down American version) on cable and thought, “I could tooootally do that.” Well now’s […]

1. Celebrate MLK Day by being a decent human being and volunteering. (Monday) 2. Sneakily learn about human evolution with the help of […]

When was the last time you went to a laser light show, that youthful rite of hand holding and possibly making out […]

1. Help singer-songwriter Alex Calder release his new record by partying at Cameo Gallery. (Friday) 2. Hopefully this exhibition featuring works exploring the […]

What was it that Glenn Beck said about New York once Bill de Blasio was elected? “Buhhh, I’m a crybaby idiot,” we […]

It’s almost New Year’s Eve and you still don’t have plans! Your friends aren’t throwing their killer party this year, no one […]

1. See Ducktails (woohoo), Julian Lynch and Family Portrait perform at one of Glassland’s last shows ever. (Friday) 2. Go see Prodigy […]

Hey remember how a couple days ago we told you all about how Mary’s Bar would trade you a free beer for […]