Choose your own Brooklyn: A King’s County mini job interview adventure
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Choose your own Brooklyn: A King’s County mini job interview adventure

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With this recent mess of blizzards, dashed lottery hopes, beloved celebrity deaths and the looming tax season ahead, it sure is shaping up to […]

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Who will be our post-Zizmor subway mascot?
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Who will be our post-Zizmor subway mascot?

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After nearly 40 years in the business of making people look different than they normally look, Dr. Zizmor, the most culturally-referenced dermatologist in […]

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Lena Dunham vs. Swedish Chef: whose bastardization of Sia’s ‘Chandelier’ do you choose?
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Lena Dunham vs. Swedish Chef: whose bastardization of Sia’s ‘Chandelier’ do you choose?

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It’s Thursday, brokesters, which means we’re asking the big questions over here at Brokelyn HQ, so that we can spend our weekends pondering […]

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Pizza rat vs. milkshake squirrel: which is the true metaphor for NYC?
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Pizza rat vs. milkshake squirrel: which is the true metaphor for NYC?

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Earlier this week, a rat carrying a slice of pizza down the New York City subway stairs took the internet by storm. […]

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Speak up, lousy millennials: how deep is your debt?
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Speak up, lousy millennials: how deep is your debt?

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Student loan debt is a very real, very sad part of going to college in the United States. But hey, that doesn’t […]

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It’s cheaper to commute from Cleveland than buy a BK condo
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It’s cheaper to commute from Cleveland than buy a BK condo

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I recently received a Google news alert, i.e. an ad, for a condo in Clinton Hill. I’m not in the market, but […]

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Beat the heat before it beats you: Cheap ways to stay cool in the summer
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Beat the heat before it beats you: Cheap ways to stay cool in the summer

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Oh, for the love of all that is a visual of Michelle Williams clutching Jonathan Safran Foer’s tight little body, we know […]

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21 names sure to attract millennials to your apartment complex
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21 names sure to attract millennials to your apartment complex

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Staten Island is the new Brooklyn (again)! Let’s leave the tired premise of searching for the next Brooklyn aside for a moment […]

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16 tweets showing how much people hate Amazon Prime Day
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16 tweets showing how much people hate Amazon Prime Day

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Today is Amazon’s 20th birthday, to celebrate it, they’re having a Black Friday in July type event called “Prime Day” and like so many […]

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How will you have the best summer EVER? Share your Summer Resolutions with us!
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How will you have the best summer EVER? Share your Summer Resolutions with us!

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Forget New Year’s Resolutions, which are all about self-improvement or some such bullshit. Challenge yourself to make a Summer Resolution instead — […]

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