Enjoy some escapist fiction on themes near and terrifying to our straphangin’ hearts.

A song for everyone’s favorite dead Gowanus creature, a warning for potential co-op buyers, an extremely exclusive, expensive and tiny bar.

Morally decent Chipotle, cheap af apartments (with outdoor space), MetroCard refund pro tips, dope daycations, and more Broketown happenings this week.

Serious pro tip: MetroCard insurance is a thing, and it’s free, and you should use it if you lose your (unlimited) card.

Traffic is costly, study finds, surprising no one; MetroCard machines are charging straphangers without dispensing MetroCards, & more.

Since this purchase will earn you what amounts to 30 beers for 50 cents each, you can’t even call this treating yourself. This is a goddamn INVESTMENT.

Welcome to Gowanus, Butterboy. We’ll miss you, Night Train.

Racist L train rider forcibly removed from train, report finds dangerous lead levels in Greenpoint, should the toll to drive into Manhattan be $100?

It’s that time of year again! Go get a cheap, permanent, and spooky mark on your body just in time for Halloween.

‘Vampire removal’ tactic for registering Bay Ridge voters, ‘South Brooklyn’s’ meaning, voters prefer Cuomo to de Blasio, there’s a fungus among us, more.