It’s another FLASH SALE! Pay half price for Upper Brooklyn Beer Books till midnight Saturday

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So cheap it's not a treat, it's an INVESTMENT purchase.

Y’all are thirsty – Brokelyn has now totally sold out of our Lower Brooklyn Beer Books. (For those of you who missed out, however, stay tuned for next year’s batch.) We’ve still got a small amount of Upper Brooklyn Books, though and we’ve also got some good news about them: from midnight tonight till midnight Saturday, they’ll be on sale. That’s right, the sweet, SWEET deal of acquiring 30 beers for $30 in 30 Brooklyn bars above Atlantic Ave. (so, Greenpoint, Williamsburg, East Williamsburg, Bushwick, Bed-Stuy and Fort Greene) will be just $15 for the next 48 hours, starting at 12am.

Guys, that’s 50 cents a beer. 50 freaking cents. You know what else you can get in Brooklyn for 50 cents? Hardly anything. Maybe a pair of very tiny handcuffs or a impressively small Spaldeen out of those toy vending machines. But a beer? This is not a normal offer, friends. Like, this doesn’t even count as treating yourself, because does one treat oneself to coupons and money saving discounts? No, a flash sale Beer Book purchase is more like an investment.

We’ve got barely 200 of these babies left, so nab one while you can. Use the code HALFOFF at checkout.

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