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Eugene Mirman opens mysterious pretentious artisanal store, Flotsam
Entertainment

Eugene Mirman opens mysterious pretentious artisanal store, Flotsam

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If there’s one trend that the world needs to embrace more fully, it’s the whole artisanal, handmade, talking about how artisanal and […]

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The Hungry March Band: Brokelyn High’s homecoming band!
Brokelyn Special Events

The Hungry March Band: Brokelyn High’s homecoming band!

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As you all know, we’re celebrating five years of Brokelyn at the Bell House on October 16, and you’re all invited to […]

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Redheads can get a super-fancy haircut for 50% off in Greenpoint
Sales & Deals

Redheads can get a super-fancy haircut for 50% off in Greenpoint

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There’s something about redheads that fascinates people into either lust or contempt, despite the fact that it’s just different hair on your […]

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Tuesday lunchtime linkage
News

Tuesday lunchtime linkage

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Nets attempting new “focus on basketball” strategy for 2014-15 [Daily News] Giant baby hates subways because of colors [The Guardian] A chat […]

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Mind chains: Corporate chains using Williamsburg as giant psy-ops campaign
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Mind chains: Corporate chains using Williamsburg as giant psy-ops campaign

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You probably would never have guessed Williamsburg is a stomping ground for the Illuminati, but the bro-heavy neighborhood has taken a turn […]

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Subway trains ran even slower than usual over the last year
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Subway trains ran even slower than usual over the last year

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While you were standing on the hot, gross subway platform peering down the tunnel and wondering where the motherfucking cocksucking train was […]

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Atlantic Yards partner alleges towers will have leaky walls, windows
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Atlantic Yards partner alleges towers will have leaky walls, windows

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As we all know, we’re supposed to allegedly maybe possibly see actual apartments fit for human life spring up at Atlantic Yards […]

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Monday lunchtime linkage
News

Monday lunchtime linkage

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If you can’t have an UWS condo, may as well live out of a van [New York Post] Neil Diamond gets in […]

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You can get Ample Hills through the mail now (for a hefty price)
Food & Drink

You can get Ample Hills through the mail now (for a hefty price)

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Ample Hills is great, but sometimes if you feel like shoving some of their ice cream in your mouth, you wind up […]

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The Week in Broketown, 9/15 – 9/19
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The Week in Broketown, 9/15 – 9/19

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Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest -There were $1 oysters to be had (sexy time not guaranteed) -Affordable […]

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