-There were $1 oysters to be had (sexy time not guaranteed)
-Affordable apartments could be found in…Park Slope?????
-Apartments on the Williamsburg waterfront are for “monsters” though
-New Yorkers loved smoking more than life
–Australia got a Brooklyn bar, where a bespoke dingo will eat your baby
-You ever give sex advice? Ever give sex advice…ON WEED?
-Williamsburg got another jobless trust funder
–Crime: It still exists in Brooklyn
-The R train was back, but so was our existential crisis
And don’t forget: WE’RE HAVING A PARTY!!
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