Hand Job Academy at the No Office Holiday Party. Photo by Patrick Phillips.
With a title like that, you probably don’t need any other information on what this event is, but we’ll give it to you anyway. Our friends in the funny/fierce rap group Hand Job Academy are holding what is sure to be a rad free show tomorrow at the House of Vans, which promises both free skating and the greatest words this side of lunch: FREE PIZZA AND BEER. And because the Olympics are done and buried and never to be spoken of again, that means skateboarding, not icescapades. It’s part of the House of Vans weekly open mic/skate/pizza-and-beer cram sessions, so if you can’t make this show, you can always go back next week for more free hangs. (more…)
Ain’t no party like a comic shop party cause a comic shop party’s got nerds. Sexy nerds. via Facebook
Ho hum, we’re facing yet another winter Friday, where even though it’s the end of the week and it’s time to party, we’d rather just stay home and huff our giant bottle of rubber cement, because the weather has beaten us down. Williamsburg’s Desert Island Comics (540 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg) has a better idea than huffing industrial chemicals though: Come on down to the store to celebrate their sixth birthday and drink free beer. (more…)
Give a can, get a jar this weekend. Seems like a good deal to us. via Facebook
Beer is great. Burritos are great. Brooklynites are charitable folks with great hearts. Why not combine them for the good of all?
Bed Stuy Beer Works (408 Willoughby Avenue), a wholesale and craft beer center open to the public in Bed Stuy, is partnering with City Harvest this weekend to launch the first in what is hoped to be a monthly beer tasting, burrito eating and food donating fest appropriately titled “BEER + BURRITOS = LOVE,” this Saturday from 6pm to 10pm. (more…)
Touch glasses and souls at LivingSocial’s BeerFest!
Feel a deep emptiness in your life? Have an yawning cavity of loneliness that just won’t stop hurting? There’s only one solution. No, it’s not turning to the faith that your parents raised you in. It isn’t giving back to the community or volunteering. And it sure as hell ain’t climbing a mountain to consult with a yogi. It’s booze, dummy. Grab your cups because we’re giving away one of our newsletter subscribers something awesome: two VIP passes to LivingSocial’s BeerFest at One Hanson Place!
That’s right — our newsletter contest is back. The winner gets to take a friend to any one of the three party sessions happening on Friday, December 6 and Saturday, December 7. These tickets, worth $60 apiece, give you: (more…)
This could be you! The beard already is. via Flickr user Carlos Lorenzo
Trying to become more interesting still, but birdwatching isn’t really your thing? Understandable. After all, why should the birds get to have all the fun making music when you’ve totally got a Lumineers/Mumford and Sons inside you? Sorry, that was mean, we’re sure your band will be better than them. You just need to learn to play a folk-y instrument, and lucky for you, cheap violin classes have come to Williamsburg. Wait, sorry. Cheap violin classes that come with free beers. And before you ask, no, sadly, it’s not called the Kirin Ichiban Method. (more…)
Yeah, that could get us to Manhattan. via Facebook
So summer is ending and we’re all sad about it. If only there were some way we could drink our way out of (or deeper into) our sadness and not spend that much money on it. Oh wait, what’s that, over the bridge, in the mysterious kingdom known as “the Lower East Side?” A free bazaar that will have free Brooklyn Brewery beer at 6:30pm tomorrow? Our dreams have been answered! (more…)
Here’s the thing about cabs:they’re really useful when you’re drunk and don’t want to deal with the subway, but oy are they expensive. Or at least more expensive the bus or subway. But, what if you could take a cab and you didn’t have to pay for it? This weekend, spacephone cab hailing app Uber is doing a big rollout in Brooklyn, and they’re so excited about it that they’re gonna give you a free ride. Not only that, but if you show your receipt to businesses all around Brooklyn, they’ll just give you stuff. For free! (more…)
Well OK, but what do they say if not “die”? via Facebook
1. Comedy show Free Cable promises all the laffs you can get from basic cable, but without having to pay for it. Ben Kronberg, who’s been on Comedy Central will be there, as will house favorite Kate Berlant (Monday)
2. The East River Park movie series comes to an end with Skyfall. See if the best thing about the latest Bond movie was the Adele song during the title! (Monday)
If your only experience in life with death metal are the boys from Dethklok, you should be aware that there usually isn’t that much blood involved with it. If your only experience with Sweden is the nice and friendly version Brooklyn version on display there, you should know that there are some people there with some much different tastes than Peter Bjorn and John. You can learn more about both of these things at the Bazillion Points Publishing fifth anniversary next Tuesday. You can also learn about drinking free beer. (more…)
Smile and say “DRUNK!” via NYC Beach Bus Instagram
So we told you about the NYC Beach Bus, the cheap as hell way to get down to the Rockaways. And always being ones to take our own advice, we took it a couple weeks ago, and wow, was it ever fast. Like, warp tunnel fast. They’re also very friendly, what with the providing sun screen and soccer balls and the all important water to drink while you’re on the beach. And now we can tell you guys that they’ve added a brand new wrinkle to the bus of dreams: they’ve partnered up with Sixpoint to provide FREE BEER on your trips. (more…)