The feeling of acquiring truly free beer can only be described as euphoria: not only are you proving inaccurate the adage that “there’s no such thing as free lunch,” (because let’s be real, sometimes beer is lunch) but you’re also not spending any money while your friends look on in envy. “Where did you get a whole book of free beer coupons?” your buddies ask you jealously. “Why, Brokelyn.com, they’ve been making them for years,” you laugh, flipping through your booklet, “it’s a tradition older than 3/4 of Williamsburg’s real estate.”
For real, we know the world is cruel and you’re probably paranoid as a result, but our Beer Books are as dope a deal as they sound. For $30, you get one free beer at 30 different bars. 30 beers, 30 bars, $30. There are two books – Zone 1 for above Atlantic Ave. (Greenpoint, Williamsburg, Bushwick, Bed-Stuy, Fort Greene), and Zone 2 for below Atlantic Ave. (Boerum Hill, Carroll Gardens, Gowanus, Park Slope, Prospect Heights, Crown Heights, Prospect Lefferts Gardens, Windsor Terrace, Flatbush, Sunset Park, Bay Ridge, Coney Island). The Books are good through December 31 of this year.
We’re very low on Zone 2 books, and pretty low on Zone 1 (why y’all drinking so much more beer in the brownstone belt than North Brooklyn, eh?), so get ’em while they last. You only need to use six beer coupons from any one book for it to have paid for itself (this is going off the very generous assumption that all six beers you got for free with coupons would’ve cost $5 each).
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