–$1000/month Williamsburg apartments blew in to our lives like a storm
-Dumb Starbucks promised a visitĀ
-We finally learned where all the good coffee shops are
-We also learned how to make truffles
-A 100% free Valentine’s Day was had
-The best places to dump someone were identified
-Some jerk started giving away subway secrets
-The greatest piece of technology ever made was made cheaper
–Vouge UK picked up theĀ Vouge slack when it came to hating Brooklyn
-De La Soul hooked it up
-We got the go-ahead to fuck our friends
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