On Tom Sawyer: “Wolfram Hasch grew his hair long.” [Guardian] On Family (Disturbing): “If I tell you, you will tell the police.” […]

On Butterflies: “Ali appears to be untouchable.” [Guardian] On the Real Thing: “‘Wake up! Wake up! It’s the police!’ she cried.” [GQ] […]

On a Roll: “Keep looking up!” [NASA] On Ha Ha, No: “Why do the kids love Buffalo?” [VV] On the Road: “‘Aamreeka?’ […]

On No Duhs: “There is no shortage of Starbucks in New York City.” [VV] On No Exit: “When he was finally released, […]

On Where the Heart Is: “I guess you could call it urban camping.” [NYT] On Reality: “A trip into Real America is […]

On Swings: “Greg Maddux! On top of a fire truck!” [SBNation] On Weed: “The stakes, as advertised at the event, were ‘high.’” […]

On Order: “Hooters just wasn’t racy enough…” [NYP] On Sharing: “It’s part of the San Francisco experience…” [NYM] On Deliverance: “YOU EXIST […]

On Choice: “The pizza must fit in the oven.” [WaPo] On Chivalry: “His rule? ‘You invite, you pay.’” [The Atlantic] On Gigs: […]

On Dope: “It’s so sad that Bruce Wayne died, isn’t it?” [The Toast] On Wetware: “Love is a rose, but you better […]

On Changes: “EV NY: 30 yrs and now” [Daniel Root] On Honey: “Hey, bro, are you a flower?” [The Oatmeal] On Bees: […]