Goddamn, people really hate Amazon Prime Day

Amazon right now. Image via Flickr user Walter Pereantau — How everyone views Amazon right now. Image via Flickr user Walter Parentau

Today is Amazon’s 20th birthday, to celebrate it, they’re having a Black Friday in July type event called “Prime Day” and like so many other 20th birthdays, it’s been incredibly hyped about on social media, and it’s a huge disappointment. All of the suckers (we mean people) who signed up for Amazon Prime to take advantage of the price cuts that were advertised as being way better than regular Black Friday deals are expressing their outrage and disappointment on Twitter (where else?). Here, some of the more colorful complaints:

https://twitter.com/thechrisleroux/status/621354945246134272/photo/1

Folks are NOT impressed by @amazon 's deals for #PrimeDay ! You seeing anything you like? I did see granny panties 15 for $15.. Just sayin'

— Lauren Simonetti (@SimonettiLauren) July 15, 2015

When someone who works for FOX Business got jokes, you know you took a huge L for the day.

________________________________

Glad I signed up for #PrimeDay so I can get an exclusive deal on that highly-coveted PS2 memory card: pic.twitter.com/tELcjU0APo

— Brett Phipps (@InverteBrett) July 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/JoyfulAbode/status/621348015522062336

More concerning: This deal or the fact this women has to resort to feeding her kids sunscreen? Someone should look into that.

________________________________

the best deal for Prime Day has to be that the 55-gallon drum of lube is now only $1,361 http://t.co/723rUOoMB8 pic.twitter.com/lN3ldckiRi

— #1 Rachel (@rachel) July 15, 2015

For the amateur porn director in your life.

________________________________

#primeday This might be the closet you can get to getting ass… Get yo blessin'! pic.twitter.com/1gILpf4lJY

— Hi There (@MyKissyFace) July 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/BrandonBatugo/status/621355568532426752

Really hope the Jets front office isn’t looking into Prime Day.

________________________________

amazon prime day is like hearing the guy you’ve been exclusively banging for eight months call you his “friend” at a party

— andrea grimes (@andreagrimes) July 15, 2015

@amazon is confused what Baby category means… #50shadesofgrey #PrimeDay #notforbabies #AmazonPrimeDay pic.twitter.com/d1YrzQayRQ

— Janet So (@janetso) July 15, 2015

Well the babies have to get made somehow.

________________________________

https://twitter.com/mohnjayhall/status/621364810211573760

https://twitter.com/efairhurst/status/621364366814769152