From animated joke to capitalist reality, let the public’s demand for the rerelease of Szechuan Sauce be a harbinger of more important future successes.

MTA does not think we deserve nice things, Oops! is the hot free drag show you didn’t know you were missing, maps of NYC by language and pedestrian crashes.

From the largest fried sesame balls you’ve ever seen to front lobby meat markets, here’s what to expect at Sunset Park’s sprawling dim sum restaurants.

The exhibit will feature original art depicting Real Housewives. They will be pointing.

Think oysters look like snot? These 7 happy hour deals will get you discounts on non non-oyster appetizers.

Come on Brooklyn, let’s spread some love to Puerto Rico – it’s our way (and they need it).

A very fluffy happy hour it shall be.

Bye bye Kosciuszko, free tuition for over half of CUNY/SUNY students, free rent for homeless families who leave NYC, cat colony illegally removed and more.

Catch some cartoonists’ openings, freak and geek out at bingo, cackle at comedy, scratch your brain at trivia, and more ways to get October started right.

If you come expecting Park Slope portions, you will leave under budget and with a week’s worth of leftovers. {sponsored}