Visit Asslands, 16 more ways to have a bootylicious weekend
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Visit Asslands, 16 more ways to have a bootylicious weekend

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1. You know you do it, we know you do it, so just wall twerk already at Asslands, a booty + bass […]

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Brooklyn has adult pre-school now and it’s $333
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Brooklyn has adult pre-school now and it’s $333

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Perhaps 2014 was a little bit too stressful for you. Perhaps you’ve been disappointed as you struggled to navigate adulthood, constantly set […]

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Apartment Hunt: Top to bottom, Greenpoint to Bay Ridge edition
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Apartment Hunt: Top to bottom, Greenpoint to Bay Ridge edition

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ICYMI on Brokelyn yesterday, renting an apartment ain’t always peaches & cream. That’s why you should at least be able to count on cheaper […]

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Wednesday lunchtime linkage
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Wednesday lunchtime linkage

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The AirBnB fight went in front of the City Council [USA Today] Meet the man challenging Pat Lynch for the P.B.A. presidency […]

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Bars We Love: Make Lock Yard your back yard!
Bar Guide 2015

Bars We Love: Make Lock Yard your back yard!

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At Lock Yard bar, the unoffiicial mantra is the Eisenhower quote “Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and dogs.”

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Brooklyn cat kicker’s lawyer: ‘What is a kick, really?’
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Brooklyn cat kicker’s lawyer: ‘What is a kick, really?’

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One of the most notorious accused criminals of our era (253,000 Google results) is Andre Robinson, the man otherwise known as the […]

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Sweet job alert: Sail the Hudson as a sloop’s chef
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Sweet job alert: Sail the Hudson as a sloop’s chef

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So here you are, facing another dreary day in the same bullshit office with the same bullshit job. You need a change, […]

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We blew it: The Saturday Night Live Bushwick skit was brutally unfunny
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We blew it: The Saturday Night Live Bushwick skit was brutally unfunny

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Yesterday Brokelyn, like every other website in the universe, shared the skit where Kevin Hart, Keenan Thompson and Jay Pharoh stood around […]

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The low-cost lawyer who’ll get your security deposit back
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The low-cost lawyer who’ll get your security deposit back

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Unless you ‘move’ like Jagger (i.e. hire movers, do a few lines of coke and take a limo to your new apartment), […]

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Fort Greene is getting a late-night falafel bar
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Fort Greene is getting a late-night falafel bar

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Pining for pita in Downtown Brooklyn after you’ve spent a night at drinking in culture (and wine) at BAM? Fear not, falafel […]

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