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What's worse, calling the subway "the Metro" or calling Bed-Stuy "East Williamsburg"?
Other suggested neighborhoods for recent college graduates included Crown Heights, Washington Heights and Bushwick.
Welcome to the Fox Hunt, Brokelyn's new column inviting you to tag along on a totally relatable story about trying to purchase a New York City...