We’re celebrating Fashion Week by whacking 25 percent off our tshirt prices—now just $15!—and having a contest. Can you name the Brooklyn blogger in this picture? This guy is such a tightwad that he actually rode his girly bike (he got it third-hand for $50) from Williamsburg to Ikea to return a $2-item three months after the return policy date, and demand “gimme my two dollars!” like the kid in Better Off Dead. Afterwards, he schmoozed us for free beer and burgers at Hope & Anchor even though his blog is way more popular and he actually has a full-time paying gig. Can you guess who it is? The first commenter to correctly identify him gets a free Brokelyn tshirt, and you’ll get to be our new BFFF!