Brooklyn Bowl is turning four on Sunday. Mazel tov! Of course, they wouldn’t have made it this long without us, and they recognize that, so instead of asking us to bring gifts, they’re giving us one: an hour of free bowling to anyone who shows up! Wooo! Good thing too, who the hell knows what to get a four-year-old for its birthday.
You get free shoes too, so don’t worry about having to shell out for those. Just use the money on beer, which is never a bad investment. Unlike previous free bowling offers, which started at 6pm, this one will run all damn day, with freeloading bowlers of all ages able to show up at noon to do their best Lebowski impressions and ignore the legacy of Kingpin. After 6pm though, you have to be over 21 to bowl, so show up at 7 if you don’t want to be humiliated by a child.