One man’s ultimate laziness is another man’s beer money. This bag of change can be yours for absolutely nothing. Yes, free money. All you have to do is weed “through the cigarette butts also in the bag” for what the owner guesses is about $20. It’s in Williamsburg, so I say soak it in bleach, Coinstar that crap and get some booze to finish your snow day. Maybe you’ll get enough to get a cab to DUMBO so you can pick up some free bikes.
Scooped from the streets of Brooklyn, this hamster is currently up for adoption on Craigslist, if your family has room for a very small and fluffy addition.
Why progress when you can abandon society and live among the floppy disks?
You need certain things to have a really, really good party. A disco ball. A willingness for your party guests to take their pants...