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Page 10: As you start to scoot strollers in an attempt to squeeze through, parents suddenly line up and scream “Trigger warning!” at your dirty brown pants. People come out of nearby shops to see what all the commotion is about, including the interviewer, who sees you at the center of it all.
You’re clearly not getting that job now. Maybe you should have stayed in bed with you blizzard boyfriend, after all. THE END.
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