Spot some birds, drink alongside an alien invasion, remember a prelapsarian Lindsay Lohan and more ways to celebrate the land of the free this week.

Get pre-patriotic with pasties, drink to Canada’s 150th birthday, dance it out in the daytime, and more ways to have a fantastic weekend.

Please look at this picture of Chelsea Manning, who was released from prison last month, at Pride.

Drag yourself out to a queer ball, harken back to the old days of hip-hop, frolic through fire, and more ways to have a smoldering week.

Put the fun between your legs, get lascivious with radical literature, profess all shapes and sizes of pride, and more ways to have an amazing weekend.

I know everyone is fixated on Russia, pee tapes, etc., but let’s talk about something that’ll affect more lives, and on which we must act quickly.

Hustle over to a hip-hop dance performance, listen to all of New York make music, celebrate the solstice, and more ways to have a revelatory week.

Delight in a daytime dance party, celebrate solstice on the waterfront, march marvelously with the mermaids, and more ways to party in the sun this weekend.

But not in the Marilyn Monroe way.

Luxuriate in lovely literature, wander through trash turned into artistic treasure, wig out in a wig, and more ways to have a wonderful week.