The Week in Broketown, 8/5 – 8/9

There is no future

There is no future

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-Dumpsters became the new lofts

-David Rakoff reminded you to pay your goddamn rent

-A bookstore came to Crown Heights

No one voted

-Your parents moved here

-You got a retro saloon to go with your retro mustache

-Brooklyn broke bad

Missed connections were made

-A stupid new neighborhood name was coined, to the delight of none

Crabs were boiled, to the delight of all