01/19/17 9:46am
Neat, you can do this without dealing with a disgruntled agent who's had to meet with 1000+ people that day. via screenshot

You can do this without facing off against a disgruntled agent about whether you brought the right documents. via screenshot

The NYC ID is your all-access pass to free museum memberships and discount movie tickets. You can even use it to open a bank account. But applying for it used to be a minor pain in the ass; it meant waiting on line, for one, something few New Yorkers have the patience to do.

But as of today, you can apply for your NYC ID without even putting on pants. The IDNYC program has just debuted its new online application portal, where you can apply for a new card, update the information on your current card, replace a lost, stolen or damaged card or re-apply if your previous application wasn’t approved.

You’ll still have to go into an IDNYC enrollment center eventually to show them your documents, but this vastly reduces wait times, paper waste and the possibility of screwing it up (which happens, I did.)  (more…)

01/18/17 5:02pm
Art from the Nasty Women art show at the Knockdown Center last weekend, via @lindsaynyc on Instagram. Find more pics from the event here.

Art from the Nasty Women art show at the Knockdown Center last weekend, which raised $50k for Planned Parenthood. Via @lindsaynyc on Instagram. Find more pics from the event here.

If you’ve got student loans through Navient, you better read this [Consumerist]
You ever do NYC … on acid? [Broke-Ass Stuart]
You ever spend $53.3 billion … on weed? [HuffPo]
Is your super slacking off? Important winter building rules in NYC [BrickUnderground]
Dystopian action thriller Bushwick is debuting at Sundance this year [Bushwick Daily]
Gov. Cuomo wants you to be able to get drunk in every movie theater [Gothamist]
Hey look, it’s a new story about most people you know [The Onion]
Finally, someone is opening the inevitable gigantic sports bar by Barclays [DNAinfo]
This app game could cause you to eat less junk food [Munchies]

01/18/17 2:00pm

In case you missed it on the FAQ page for the Women’s March on Washington this weekend, there are serious restrictions on what you can carry while you march. Most irksome of these is the restriction on backpacks and large bags, which have to be transparent.

Backpacks are not permitted unless they are clear and no larger than 17″x12″x6″ (colored transparent bags are not permitted).

The DCPD *may* not get around to enforcing this in Washington proper since there will be so many people there, but why take the risk if you don’t have to?

Clear bags do exist in NYC, though it’s unlikely you’ll find one before Saturday: both Target and K-Mart say they’re all out, and single-day delivery for any of the bags on Amazon requires a $35+ purchase. Who wants to pay to protest?

If you’re fine just having your phone/wallet/keys/ID in DC, tucked into your pockets, that’s great. But if you were banking on carrying food, tampons or any other emergency supplies, then you may want to watch the video above. Youtube user RYAN IDK made this neat video showing you how, with a little duct tape and elbow grease, you can re-purpose plastic packaging into a sturdy clear backpack — with adjustable straps! — for the Women’s March. (more…)

01/18/17 11:20am
The end is nigh: Everything at American Apparel is deeply discounted from now until it closes

The days are numbered: The American Apparel on Flatbush Ave. Via Dan Nguyen on Flickr.

Better stock up tights and slim slacks now. If you’ve walked by an American Apparel store in the past month or so, you’ve seen those big signs announcing everything in the store is 40 percent off, a discount big enough to make you not regret the price you pay for a simple, if undeniably comfortable, T-shirt. That was before the retailer was sold off to Canadian company and maker of uncomfortable T-shirts Gildan last week. Now, layoffs have begun and all 110 outlets of the retailer are set to close, including the ones in Brooklyn.

A worker at the Flatbush Avenue store last week seemed optimistic the store might stick around (it won’t, based on news reports; stores may start closing in 100 days). When I asked when the 40 percent-off sale is ending, she said “I don’t think it is.” That means the process of liquidating American Apparel’s stock of slim slacks and hoodies and unitards is well underway, and discounts are only going to get steeper as the days tick by. (more…)

01/17/17 2:15pm
What's your sign gonna say? via IG user @an_gerra

What’s your sign gonna say? via IG user @an_gerra

Just a few days from now, hundreds of thousands will gather in Washington, DC to march in protest of Donald Trump’s presidency and the threats it poses to women’s (i.e. human) and reproductive rights. Like every powerful protest, it’s sure to feature some pretty good signage. Heck, no matter where you’re marching this weekend, you’re going to want something to hold up, a message or image that resonates with others.

But what does that mean? What makes a good protest sign, and what should your goal be in making one? Should you use all caps? Should you avoid swearing? And what images and symbols are most eye-catching to those whose eye you’re looking to catch?

All this, and more answers, can be yours with the help of this handy Brokelyn guide to protest signs. We’ve rounded up a number of sign-making workshops and parties happening around the borough, and got tips from local experts (read: frequent demonstrators) on how to punch up or punch down powerfully with your protest sign. (more…)

01/17/17 11:28am
Here we go: A list of anti-inauguration marches, protests and fundraisers in NYC this weekend

Via Flickr’s iamdawson.

One of the perks of living in New York City is that even bad news is met with a party. David Bowie died and 100 tribute dance parties immediately blossomed to pay tribute, Carnegie Deli closed and a line party grew outside so people could say goodbye. So this weekend, when America takes a big kick to the gut, New York City is marking the occasion not only with a bevy of protests, marches and rallies, but also with some parties to help dance away the bad vibes — and raise money for organizations that will help fight Trump and his merry band of racists and billionaires.

If you can’t make it to the big women’s march in DC  on Saturday, here’s a rundown of the protests, parties and ant-inauguration events happening in Brooklyn and NYC this weekend; we’ll keep updating this list as more come in. (more…)

01/16/17 12:48pm
Honor MLK with Lattice Crawford (#1) (pic by Damien L. Sneed)

Honor MLK with Lattice Crawford (#1) (pic by Damien L. Sneed)

1. Honor MLK all day: Start off at the 31st annual Brooklyn Tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr., then head to the 13th annual A Shared Dream MLK Tribute Concert, with Vashawn Mitchell, Latice Crawford, James Hall, and more. (Monday, BAM/Walt Whitman Theater, both events FREE)

2. Or for something completely different, say konnichiwa to the Brooklyn Japanese New Year Festival, with a Shamisen sitar performance, folk dances, the Shishimai Lion Dance, mochi pounding, food vendors, crafts, and more. (Monday, Roulette, $15)

3. Combine your love of literature and music at the Bushwick Book Club, where John S. Hall, Terry Radigan, Don Rauf, Sweet Soubrette, and more perform songs inspired by Kurt Vonnegut’s A Man Without a Country. (Tuesday, Barbès, FREE) (more…)

01/13/17 5:00pm
Fake books > fake news.  Via screenshot.

Scott Rogowsky with a fake (we think?) book cover on the subway.

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The world is doomed so we all got $13 Friday the 13th tattoos.

Every subway station got cell and wifi service, and not everyone loved it.

We pointed you to some cool jobs, including one fighting beer crime.

A bunch of new museums joined (and some left) the free IDNYC program.

These fake Trump book covers on the subway gave us good laughs for dark times.

We shared Brooklyn bucket list ideas to knock out before the Trump apocalypse begins.

Starbucks admitted no one wants to get drunk in its stores.

We rounded up some ideas of what to do in DC before/after the women’s march (besides cry).

Because all voting is important, we got you ready for local elections in 2017.

Gov. Cuomo announced a proposal to make life way easier for freelancers.

Got tips? tips@brokelyn.com

01/13/17 3:17pm
Lift the lid in the Pizza Party bathroom and urine for a surprise. Via instagram.

Lift the lid in the Pizza Party bathroom and urine for a surprise. Via instagram.

Bushwick’s Pizza Party, the sibling bar to Boobie Trap (which has been making its own headlines for haircuts this week), posted the above pic on Instagram today, saying: “Tired of cleaning up piss around the toilet so we thought we’d give ya a desired target.” The only problem is he probably likes it.

Stock up on slim slacks: American Apparel is done for [Gothamist]
The intersection of Atlantic and Boerum Place is just gonna keep getting uglier [BK Paper]
The mayor says NYC is having the best affordable housing year since 1989 [DNAinfo]
Madonna is coming to Brooklyn Museum [BrooklynVegan]
Don’t call these Williamsburgers “leftovers” [Bedford + Bowery]
The Public Library has a zine collection (in Bushwick, of course) [Bushwick Daily]

01/13/17 11:49am
In the words of Obama: Yes, you can (write jokes about Trump for late night TV). via screenshot

In the words of Obama: Yes, you can (write jokes about Trump for late night TV). via NBC screenshot

President-pee-flecked Donald Trump is a gift to late-night writers everywhere. Even after the election results were in, 2016 remained a gilded age for irreverent political sketch comedy and Trump takedowns, from Kate McKinnon’s Hillary impressions to Samantha Bee’s sermons.

And if, like most late night comics and their writing teams, you spent last year furiously penning sketch ideas for the next four years (gleep), then chin up: NBCUniversal’s Late Night Writers Workshop is once again accepting applications for its writers program, and you (yes, you) can apply to the class of 2017!

The workshop website is “a multi-day program focused on exposing talented sketch and comedy writers to NBCUniversal’s late night & alternative line-up and readying them for a staff writer position.” In other words, kids, this workshop could be your way into a permanent gig being insulted by Sean Spicer and asked to publicly apologize for your jokes! The deadline is Sunday (Jan. 15) so get on it!  (more…)