8:30pm: former off-broadway show the marijuana-logues lets tony camin, rob cantrell, and bruce cherry perform monologues about their favorite herb. bell house, $10 adv, $13 dos.
9pm: no partner or experience necessary at the new york city barn dance. jalopy, $15.
11pm-4am: do you miss junior senior, annie, chicks on speed, fischerspooner, and the like? sweat to them all and more at ‘le bump,‘ a nostalgic dance party spun by djs mister disco (happy house), brian blackout (secret formula), and chris rogy. cubana social (williamsburg), free.
4pm: sample pimento cheese and watch a screening of short doc. Iimento cheese, please with director nicole lang at brooklyn kitchen. $5.
7:30pm-12am: five very different female singing cellists sahre the bill at vaudeville park. bonus: drinks by donation courtesy of brooklyn brew and vegan cupcakes. $5-15 sliding scale admission.
8pm: comedienne lisa delarios is joined by guest co-host bobby tisdale at this month’s ‘party machine’ at union hall, featuring kara klenk, dan st. germain, kate berlant, jordan carlos and adira amram + the experience. $5.
6pm: taste chili from 10 contestants and enter raffles at the habitat’s (greenpoint ) fourth chili cook-off, $10.
7:30pm: todd barry hosts tonight’s ‘pretty good friends‘ comedy show at union hall with guests dan st. germain, kevin barnett, and the found footage festival. $7.