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The Week in Broketown: 12/3 to 12/7

This continues to not be a neighborhood

-DUMBO got a stupid new sub-neighborhood

-Bushwick got a mall

-We got crafty

-Aulistar taught us how to ride the dollar van

-We took our nails to space

-We went to the dentist

-And to Barclays

-But Alamo Drafthouse came to us

-We celebrated Jay-Z’s birthday

-And Hannukah

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