Thanks for entering our contest for two tickets to compete in Brooklyn Boulders’ Lava Monster competition this weekend. We’ll let the winner know by 6pm today, and it might be you, so make sure you’ve been staying loose and limber. And don’t forget to keep reading Brokelyn for all the news you can use about Brooklyn on the cheap, and other giveaways that could win you glory.
From animated joke to capitalist reality, let the public’s demand for the rerelease of Szechuan Sauce be a harbinger of more important future successes.