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Cast off, blast off, escape from reality, show off your shots, shuffle your deck, nab free drinks, plus more ways to kickstart your weekend.

Be cheesy, bust out the cowboy boots, get your hair did, be more than naughty or nice, learn something new, dude it up and more ways to blast off this week.

Get sloopy, bust out the brass, the night mayor cometh, stretch your brain cells, become crispy, flow like poetry, and more ways to maximize your week.

Get in the last word, shop for skeletons in your closet, get into the knitty gritty, wrestle with your outer demons, and more ways to rock your weekend.

Have a fun time with fungi, interact with a combination bodega and art gallery, get down with the tarot spreads, and more ways to make a memorable weekend.

Watch an avalanche of acrobatic cats, dance it out for hurricane relief, have a very queer pride, and more ways to be fabulous this weekend.

Have a laugh riot, run through murals, walk around a Superfund site, dance it out in the daytime, and more ways to have a divine weekend.

Groove through a garden party, scream at B-movie stripteases, careen through a cartoon festival, and more ways to have a splendid weekend.

Scream and scream for ice cream, laugh at the stickiness of culture, see an opera about Sasquatch, and more ways to go nuts this weekend.