Don’t be spooked, listen to lore, LOL IRL, quit catcalling, break gourds, immerse yourself, and more ways to have an exquisite weekend.

Where to brood, where to get sultry and where to embrace your inarticulable emotional side.

That longtime human cure-all, laughter, and money (generated from laughter), will help bring healthcare to Haiti through this comedy show.

Conjure the moon, feast for fall, look to the heavens, protect your melon, soup du jour, dress up your doggo, and more ways to fall through the weekend.

Get in the last word, shop for skeletons in your closet, get into the knitty gritty, wrestle with your outer demons, and more ways to rock your weekend.

Have a fun time with fungi, interact with a combination bodega and art gallery, get down with the tarot spreads, and more ways to make a memorable weekend.

Here are the puns that didn’t make the cut: A Passage to India Pale Ale, Old Man and the Seabreeze, Dram Stoker’s Drinkula.

Watch an avalanche of acrobatic cats, dance it out for hurricane relief, have a very queer pride, and more ways to be fabulous this weekend.

Dance through your day off, make an educated guess at a weird science fair, belt out the blues for Houston, and more ways to kill it this week.

Have a laugh riot, run through murals, walk around a Superfund site, dance it out in the daytime, and more ways to have a divine weekend.