Report: Everyone’s leaving Brooklyn but transplants, their babies, and immigrants
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Report: Everyone’s leaving Brooklyn but transplants, their babies, and immigrants

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New data shows that Brooklyn is seeing population growth exclusively due to a consistent influx of immigrants and a high birthrate among younger borough residents.

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Absurd Brooklyn beardo freezes beard in carbonite to appease child
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Absurd Brooklyn beardo freezes beard in carbonite to appease child

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Quick, what are two of the most insufferable types of people you can think of off the top of your head? If […]

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It will cost you $245,340 to raise your lousy kid
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It will cost you $245,340 to raise your lousy kid

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Can you put a price on a human life? In public, people will swear up and down you can’t, but get some […]

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Cool job alert: Story Pirates hiring actors to tell kids’ tales
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Cool job alert: Story Pirates hiring actors to tell kids’ tales

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You can act, but you’re not on Broadway yet. We mean, you wait some tables on Broadway, the block, but it’s not […]

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Your children are no longer welcome at Hot Bird
Clinton Hill/ Fort Greene

Your children are no longer welcome at Hot Bird

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Parents have it tough around here. Between having to do things like finding a school for their terrible children, and making their […]

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Terrifying number of states name their baby girls with B names ‘Brooklyn’
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Terrifying number of states name their baby girls with B names ‘Brooklyn’

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We have said it┬ábefore, we will say it again, stop naming your babies Brooklyn. Slate just released a map of baby names […]

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Greenpoint children’s MMA classes makes children even more terrifying
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Greenpoint children’s MMA classes makes children even more terrifying

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We don’t know what’s in the water around here that’s always causing parents to turn their kids into baby DJs or CrossFit […]

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Harder, better, faster, younger: CrossFit classes offered for kids in Red Hook
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Harder, better, faster, younger: CrossFit classes offered for kids in Red Hook

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Does your little tyke scale the sofa like it’s mini-Everest and make obstacle courses out of laundry piles, but just putting a […]

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BrooklynKnight coming to hang out with kids, teach them science
Crown Heights

BrooklynKnight coming to hang out with kids, teach them science

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So obviously there are plenty of places to cavort around Brooklyn, but what about the children? Ah yes, the children of Brooklyn. […]

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Bay-by Ridge? Bay Ridge number one BK neighborhood for raising kids
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Bay-by Ridge? Bay Ridge number one BK neighborhood for raising kids

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It’s conventional wisdom that if you’re a white, middle class parent, you want to be in Park Slope. Land of expensive strollers, […]

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