You’ve got a dog, and having a dog costs money. And time. And while having a dog provides you with companionship and something laugh at while high that won’t get it’s feelings hurt, doesn’t it ever feel like your dog could be doing more for you? Well now, thanks to a mysterious Craigslist offer asking to rent your dog, it can do more for you.
The ad reads:
“Hi, we are seeking to rent a dog for the day (May 18 from 5pm-9pm), for our dinosaur themed party. Must be small in size, and fit in a purse so we can sneak him into our apartment complex. No barking allowed. We would prefer a french bulldog, but anything under 15 pounds will do. Please make sure your dog is fit and trim for the outfit posted in the picture. Only serious inquiries, please.”
So if you’re going to pimp your dog out, be serious about it, OK guys? Oh, and no fatties.