Brooklynites still using ‘blizzard’ as a hookup excuse on Craigslist

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You, too, can go butt to butt in the snow. via Wikimedia

Last night, you were probably hoping that some special someone would ask you over for a pre-apocalyptic cuddle. Maybe it happened, and maybe it didn’t. But if you spent last night’s flurry alone, don’t panic: our latest Craigslist search in the “casual encounters” section has revealed that it’s definitely not too late to turn your blizzard into a jizzard. Yup, the personals are still booming with ads for snow-day sex. 

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Since the borough’s boning culture has long been a topic of particular interest to dating researchers, it should come as no surprise that Brooklyn is rife with singles looking for a little snow-blow. The titles of craigslist’s ad headers range from the cute (“Snuggle up, anyone?”) to the blunt (“Snow Storm fucking, Anyone? On my big cock”) and cover the full range of gender combinations.

So whether you’re m4m, w4m, m4w or w4w, you can find a warm body to cozy up to in the last few remaining hours of Juno 2015.

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