Video: Subway-riding snake manspreads across entire pole

by -

Among the more subtle ways to identify a tourist is the amount of pole they occupy. A seasoned, courteous straphanger will only take up as much pole as necessary: the minimum amount of pole needed to grasp to stay stable. Tourists and discourteous straphangers will use the pole like a vertical yoga mat, leaning on valuable balancing space as though they’ll never have a chance to lean again, leaving the rest of us to squat in a corner and brace for the next station.

Just a typical night on the L… from nyc

Being a snake, this long buddy can use its get out of jail free card just this once, but we have solid video evidence of very serious manspreading. Imagine if a pair of human legs were taking up as much space as this snek – they’d basically be doing a split across four seats.

The snake bears a striking resemblance, especially to someone who knows very little about snakes, to the one who made headlines back in June.

Wouldn’t you love all this Brokeing news in your inbox? Subscribe!

Related Articles


It's only a matter of time before companies begin sponsoring the delays themselves.


We scoured the travel section to discover what New York's visitors expect when they go underground.


Here are some neat tips so every New Yorker doesn't hate your guts.


Today Netflix came to the rescue of people with long commutes who hate reading books (or are maybe too hungover to read on the...


Leave a Reply