Happy December, guys. If you haven’t moved already, then you’d better do it quick before the temperatures reach full vortex. Also, trust […]

Happy birthday to fellow Brooklynite Anne Hathaway, one of us (albeit one who’s not on as tight of a budget as we […]

After the anomalous smattering of reasonably-priced 2- and 4-bedroom apartments these past months, BK real estate seems t0 have settled back into […]

This week marks the 5th anniversary of our blog! In case you haven’t heard Brokelyn’s backstory, we’ve always been about bringing you things […]

Hey guys, I’m your substitute realtor for today, because Sam is unavailable. While I can’t give you Sam’s noted Canadian wit or […]

Now I know you and your S/O have been talking about moving out to Park Slope someday, so you can raise your […]

I’ve got a bone to pick with the housing market. Everywhere you look this month, there are calls to “bring your pets,” […]

Your desire to live in a luxury apartment is probably a bit stymied by the fact that your desire to pay a […]

It was a hard spring for real estate, what with the whole poor doors thing and generally shitty prospects for rental. So […]

Hey guys, did you forget? Your year-long lease is up at the end of this month, because you’re still on college time. […]