From Jay-Z’s missed Brooklyn investment opportunities to man bun removal bribes and Wheelchair Drake, here are some highlights from Brokelyn in 2k17.

Of all the bars in Brooklyn, only these 19 chosen venues can legally serve you booze nonstop forever, AKA all night on New Year’s.

Subway slip ‘n slide, this was literally the least violent year ever in Brooklyn, nuclear fallout shelter signs being removed, and so very much more.

Dance in your PJs, set off a sex bob-omb, bust out the brights, roll bounce and boogie, disco to death metal, and more ways to end your week and year.

Hey Brooklyn makers: applications are now being accepted for spots at Greenpointers’ first market of 2018. Apply now!

Still not sure how to ring in the new year this Sunday? Here are a bunch of BK parties to choose from, ranging from the free to the bougie.

On police presence in gentrifying neighborhoods, an internet quest for a combo roommate-BF,

The Power Broker is no light read, so to save you from excruciating back pain we’ve come up with some alternative reading methods for public transit.

Slide down the chimney, watch the walls come alive, light some sparks, cast a spell, dig drag, work that ugly sweater, and more ways to sleigh this weekend.

The application deadline is this Friday for Made in NY Media’s completely free Podcast Certificate Program.