The Kroll Show pines for the old New York before ‘Der Fuhrer Rudy Giuliani’

At a certain point in a New York City curmudgeon’s life, all of them eventually say “Enough! This city isn’t what it used to be!” The Kroll Show‘s Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland spent their time in last night’s episode running down why they’re done with New York, from the lack of blackout rioting to Chipotle and Starbucks on every corner to the fact that “you can’t even smoke in a hospital anymore.” So they’ve come to the conclusion that so many young writers have come to and declared “Screw off New York!” Unlike all those young writers penning their leaving New York essays though, at least these two do the only honorable thing and commit suicide rather than actually move to some lesser, crappy city.

 

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