The Republican Party is doing some youth outreach ahead of the midterm election, which if you don’t know, could swing the Senate to the Republicans and cast us into two years of Affordable Care Act repeals being passed and then vetoed over and over again. They’re taking this so seriously that they’ve got a couple videos starring a self-proclaimed Republican who’s hip, just like you kids, with your skinny jeans and leather jackets and uh, Hitler mustaches. He’s cool! But you know what isn’t cool? Regulations! Or the vague idea of regulations, anyway.
You know what IS cool though? An insistence on sticking with environment-destroying non-renewable resources that are eventually gonna run out, because fuck it, who needs to start planning for that day? We’ll be dead!
I’m not James Carville or Paul Begala (thank god), but if I were the DNC, I’d counter with young person and small business owner Eddie Cedeño who owns a Bushwick coffee shop and in this interview espouses the belief that “Communism and community are the same thing.” Will they actually do that? No, because the Democratic Party is mostly a group of corporate stooges with no skills aside from the ability to turn gold into shit. Anyway, don’t forget to vote in November!