[UDPATED] Crotch botch! Eager NYers denied free sex toys, but Trojan says giveaway will resume today
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[UDPATED] Crotch botch! Eager NYers denied free sex toys, but Trojan says giveaway will resume today

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Only in New York City would people complain about not being able to get their free vibrators fast enough. The Trojan vibrator […]

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Of course there’s a Fifty Shades sex workshop in Park Slope
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Of course there’s a Fifty Shades sex workshop in Park Slope

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Are you one of the millions of women who had no idea how boring missionary is before succumbing to the Fifty Shades […]

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How to convince my boyfriend to move to BK from New Orleans?
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How to convince my boyfriend to move to BK from New Orleans?

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Your ex is visiting for a 2-week trial to “see if he could see himself actually living here” and you miss him, so you think think that this could seal the deal.

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Dear unsatisfied Park Slope moms: Considering an affair? Try a Brokelyn boy today!
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Dear unsatisfied Park Slope moms: Considering an affair? Try a Brokelyn boy today!

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Greetings unsatisfied Hookers, Sluts and Drug Addicts of Brownstone Brooklyn! Thanks to Amy Sohn’s post in The Awl yesterday, we know you’ve […]

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Weird vibrator sale on Fab.com today
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Weird vibrator sale on Fab.com today

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Much has been written lately about the upscaling of the vibrator market, but these things are just cray. Check out Fab.com’s whack […]

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Single girls love kickball, dudes prefer softball
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Single girls love kickball, dudes prefer softball

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Or so the registration numbers for the Singles Social Sports league — which is exactly what it sounds like — would say. […]

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Sorry, you’ll have to pay full price to date Ivy Leaguers
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Sorry, you’ll have to pay full price to date Ivy Leaguers

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Damnit, now you’ll have to pay full price if you want to meet Ivy League singles.

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My Brooklyn sex life, as compared to MTV’s ‘I Just Want My Pants Back’
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My Brooklyn sex life, as compared to MTV’s ‘I Just Want My Pants Back’

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Get ready for a new crop of teenagers to covet your lifestyle, Brokelynites. After a whole mess of promotional buzz and Jersey […]

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Better ways to use the $146 you will spend on Valentine’s Day
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Better ways to use the $146 you will spend on Valentine’s Day

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How much money did you start today with? How much will you have by the time this ewwy gooey lurve fest is […]

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18 Brooklyn dates to cover every dating situation
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18 Brooklyn dates to cover every dating situation

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Just in time for the worst holiday of all time, the folks at L Magazine have compiled a list of 18 Brooklyn Dates: One […]

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