Well actually, be brought to hysterics, skate’s up, dance to the hits, talk politics, grease your wheels, and more ways to master this week.

How about some Baewatch?

Have a sh*tty time, fire off a roll, howl with laughter, get a little nerdy, bring some breath mints, and more ways to stay fresh this week.

Catch a pizza this, go retro, be up in arms, game the system, gather around the campfire, and more ways to beat these dog days of summer.

Don’t be caught dead, do the mashed potato, hear the rhythm, expect hilarity, add some meaning to your words, and more ways to yawp it up this week.

Taste the rainbow, come on feel the noise, uke it out, stay hydrated, get ready to shred, bring your multi-pass, and more ways to shine this weekend.

Get some girl power, spread your knowledge, croon for a cause, please your ears, don’t waste space, and more ways to get wasted this weekend.

Turn poop into gold, be in tune, boogie on the beach, make a big deal of nothing, truly DIY, YOLO at FOMO, and more ways to get five in a row this weekend.

Run up that hill.

Be a star, make movie magic, do the mashed potato, dance around the bases, have an enchanted evening, and more ways to maximize the weekend.