Do you have the stamina to drink on too many weeknights, the fashion swag to rock a sports league t-shirt and the hand-eye coordination not to injure your teammates? Does your athletic performance improve with intoxication?
Maybe Skee-Ball is for you. Easier than pool and less dangerous than darts, Skee-Ball is pretty much the most fun bar game out there. You don’t need to be good to have fun, and you can hold a beer while you roll.
Give it a go this fall at Full Circle Bar’s Brewskee-Ball League, which offers eight weeks of booze-fueled sportspersonship and high-fivery starting on Monday, Sept. 28. Join by this Wednesday (Sept. 23) and you’ll get an early bird discount:$100 per person (normally $120) or $300 per three-person team (normally $360) through September 23.
What it Brewskee-Ball? An eight-week league meeting Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday nights, featuring weekly Brewskee-Ball games plus playoffs, league t-shirts, a free beer each week and shots to the team winning the match.
Why should I do that? Cheap drinks! And more cheap drinks! You get a free round of shots for every match you win, and League rollers are eligible for drink discount cards, so you pay $80 for $100 of drinks and snacks or pay $150 for $200 of drinks and snacks.
What’s one more reason? You’ll have a shot at national glory. Players “from skee to shining skee” compete every year at the Brewskee-Ball National Championships, where the winners go home with thousands in prize money and “National Skee-Ball Champion” on their resume. The current title holders are from Texas and North Carolina. Help our borough reclaim the throne!
Wow. Got anything else? With Brewskee-Ball, anything that can be punned WILL be punned. While teams like Skee Amigos and Just Brew It are more fit-for-print, names from the past including Hepatitis Skee, Ball-skee Brew-tokomous, and If You Skee Something Say Something demonstrate next-level linguistic skills. Put that liberal arts degree to good use and name your team something that’ll make Mark Twain proud.
OK, I’m in. Where should I show up? Wednesday, September 23 is the Kickoff Jamboree, including an open bar from 7-9 (Genesee and Magic Hat beer, Deep Eddy vodka), free Skee-Ball all night and a “Funnest Flannel” contest for a bar tab. Skee you real soon!
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