All the women who independent, throw your hands up at me, unless you’re holding a baby, in which case, please be careful! […]

It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday, unless your yesterday is full of narcissistic monster children desperately clinging to squalor and […]

Baby, it’s not over ’til it’s over, except maybe even then it’s not really over until you find your pregnant ex in a […]

You can’t keep a good man down, but you can keep a bad man from keeping you down. Or at least that […]

The more things change, the more things stay the same, except for Hannah, I guess. Her life is facing a slew of […]

Ready or not, here comes mama. Mama’s talkin’ loud, mama’s doin’ fine, except she’s really not doing fine at all. It’s more […]

Papa don’t preach, but also Patrick Wilson don’t preach. Just when you thought this week’ episode of Girls, “Painful Evacuation,” was all […]

Let’s cut to the chase: Last night’s episode of Girls is not the kind of thing that lends itself to the kinds […]

Two’s company, but three’s a crowd, unless it’s three people going together to Poughkeepsie, in which case you might need that third […]

Beyoncé once said, “The best revenge is your paper,” which is true, unless you’re Hannah Horvath, and the best revenge is writing […]