Have you ever looked at that boring ol’ jar of Hellman’s and thought it was just too cheap to possibly be any good? Far be it for Brooklyn to leave no stone un-twee-ified: An artisinal mayonnaise shop called Empire Mayonnaise opened this past weekend at 564 Vanderbilt Ave. in Prospect Heights, The Brooklyn Ink reports. Flavors include Smoked Paprika, Walnut, Lime Pickle, Safron, Vadouvan, and, of course, Bacon. It’ll cost you $6 for a 4-oz. jar of egg yolks and vinegar, if that’s your sort of thing. Though I’ll be honest: ever since this scene in Undercover Brother (skip to 2:25), the thought of eating mayonnaise makes me gag more than a little.
Like us in website form? Then you’ll love us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest -We tried out for the Brooklynettes -Rollerskating came to Brooklyn Bridge Park with a free skate grand opening -We learned how to deal with your retail job going bankrupt -An enterprising Crown Heights resident built their own gloryhole -There was a hell of a resale market for Keith Hernandez bobbleheads […]
When you want to get laid but you don’t really feel like going out, what’s a boy to do? In the case of one enterprising Crown Heights resident, you take Brooklyn’s craze for DIY things in a sexy new direction by cutting a hole in a trash bag, hanging it in a doorway, putting a […]