This job could be your part-time life. via Facebook
Everyone loves doughnuts, of this we’re sure. Frankly, if you don’t like them, you can close this tab and just keep on walkin’ buddy, because we don’t want to know you. Now that any presumed doughnut-haters are gone, we can share the exciting news that vegan doughnut emporium Dun-Well Doughnuts is hiring a weekend baker to make some doughnuts for them. Do you have the pastry skills to do it? (more…)
These are the only pencils they let you write with, but you also get to report on pizza at Planet Money, so, good trade-off we think. via Facebook
If your job is significantly adding to your seasonal depression and it takes all the energy you can muster to get out of bed on these cold winter mornings and trudge to work, then it’s probably safe to say you’re in the majority of New Yorkers.
Instead of spending the commute fantasizing about what it would be like to actually enjoy your job, take a mental health day and make it happen by applying to some of these awesome openings: (more…)
You don’t box wearing suits, that would just be ridiculous. via Facebook
You guys work with someone that you just completely hate? That you’d punch in the fact if it weren’t for the fact that you’d get fired and arrested and also they’ve got like 20 pounds on you? Well, Esquire Network’s White Collar Brawlers, the show where adults solve their adult problems with fists instead of words, is casting for their second season and wants co-workers who want to punch the shit out of each other to sign up. (more…)
Be the gatekeeper to this wheel of wonders. via Facebook
When we last had news about Coney Island jobs, they were looking for lifeguard, which you might have felt a tad unqualified for. That’s understandable, having people’s lives in your hands is a big burden. But now the Alliance for Coney Island is taking applicants for all sorts of jobs at Coney Island this summer, jobs that don’t require you to give CPR. Unless you really want to, we suppose. (more…)
How many times have your friends, upon witnessing your latest antics, deemed you “a fucking clown”? Plenty of times, right? So why not take that casual derisions and turn it into professional accomplishment by trying out to be a clown at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus? We know what you’re thinking: “Clown college? You cant eat that.” But come on, what other jobs can you have where you’re allowed to scare children and scar them for life? (more…)
Why is David Chang smiling? Because he’s realized the futility of culinary school
So, you want to be a chef in New York City?
First off, don’t. The hours are usually absurdly long, with the overtime just barely making your obscenely low pay livable. The stress of the job is usually said to be on par with surgeons and airline pilots, and it goes on for a large portion of the night. The hours strand you in a world where you’re wandering the city while everyone else is working, and you’re working when they’re having fun.
So, despite my warning it still sounds worth it? Well OK, here’s a tip to start: Don’t go to culinary school. (more…)
What’s the funniest (nice) thing you can tweet about this guy?
You’re that person at the bar who can actually cogently talk about what the hell the deal with the Argentinian cash crisis is, no matter how many drinks you’ve had. In fact, you have a great Tumblr that does that through the magic of animated GIFs and you know how to play Twitter like Eddie Van Halen can play the guitar. Well in that case, CNBC would like you to come aboard as their senior social media editor. (more…)
If you worked here, you’d be at work by now. Photo by Kael Goodman
Ever since you’ve learned about it, you’ve loved the idea of working in Brooklyn’s Tech Triangle. First because you love triangles, second because you want a job in a growing industry. Well! It’s your lucky day, because web development All-Stars Blank Slate are adding people to their team at this moment. How do you know they’re good? They handle all the design stuff for Brokelyn, among many other blogs, and we look great, don’t we? (more…)
If you fancy yourself a high-falutin’ rock critic, have we got an opportunity for you
Sure there are those of you out there who like music. Love it even, maybe. But then (and there’s usually one or two of you in a group of friends) there are those of you who won’t shut up about a given album or artist. It’s driving your friends crazy, but now we’ve got a fantastic opportunity: Bloomsbury, the publisher of the obsessive 33 1/3 books has an open call out for submissions for the next series. Finally, your chance to be the next Lester Bangs has arrived. (more…)
Obsessed with both economics and telling your friends that all the conventional ways of thinking about things are wrong? Do you lean liberal but not so liberal you can’t write something like “We Need More $88 Million Apartments” and “Urban Walmarts Are Great“? Well then the jolly contrarians at Slate just might have a job for you, because they need a blogger for their “Moneybox” blog. We’d start your cover letter with something like, “In defense of hiring me, despite my drinking problem.” (more…)