Map shows where not to smoke drugs in Brooklyn

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You got Holden Caulfield in there?

If you were to try to break some minor laws in New York City such as, oh I don’t know, sipping an adult beverage outside, or puffing on a bit of the longbottom leaf, or relieving your bodily fluids in the open air, you ought to check this map first. The New York World has dissected the so-called “pink slip” summons (those for minor infractions) from 2011 to show the biggest hot spots.¬†Williamsburg had a lot of summonses for for pot possession (you guys…), although not as many as Sheepshead Bay, and way more than Bed-Stuy. You can look up where you’re most likely to get busted for drinking in public too, but if you are getting caught doing that, you are a rookie who should be hazed¬†until you learn better.

The map is missing the breakdown of racial/stop-and-frisk/economic breakdowns, so there’s that to factor in too.

PS: Breaking laws is illegal and so are drugs, so don’t do them ever.

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