It’s nearly October, but by traditional German dates Oktoberfest is nearly over, and there are only a few celebrations left to go to.

Here are the puns that didn’t make the cut: A Passage to India Pale Ale, Old Man and the Seabreeze, Dram Stoker’s Drinkula.

Roller-skate the night away, listen to opera while drinking Bloody Marys, dance like you’re in the tropics, and more ways to have a hot weekend.

Hear comedy about dead bodies, schmooze with lots of artists, watch knife-throwers and acrobats, and more ways to be amazed this week.

Rock out with your imaginary instrument, hear opera in a garden, learn the titillating history of burlesque, and more ways to have a cheeky weekend.

Spot some birds, drink alongside an alien invasion, remember a prelapsarian Lindsay Lohan and more ways to celebrate the land of the free this week.

Get pre-patriotic with pasties, drink to Canada’s 150th birthday, dance it out in the daytime, and more ways to have a fantastic weekend.

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