Friday news.

Only the 1234567ACEBDFMGJZLNQRWS trains are experiencing delays.

Farewell, hole. You were both a symbolic and literal reminder of this nation’s crumbling infrastructure.

There will be two meetings in Brooklyn, one in East Williamsburg and the other in Williamsburg proper.

Subway arrival times have been accessible online for sometime, but this app nicely formats and maps the information.

Slime-fighting trains equipped with spray jets help, but it’s an uphill battle.

Loud and ephemeral, the folding subway seat is far from beloved. Only tangentially related, check out this deck of subway-themed Pokemon cards.

Serious pro tip: MetroCard insurance is a thing, and it’s free, and you should use it if you lose your (unlimited) card.

Take hope from paid advertising. Also, if straphangers could ride through the ’80s, we can ride through this decade.

If you could hack off part of the subway’s soul and feed it to credit card companies in the name of functional public transit, would you?