The iceberg’s presence seems to be diffusing a dankness previously emanating from the hole.
If you could hack off part of the subway’s soul and feed it to credit card companies in the name of functional public transit, would you?
And other vague, PR-approved answers and analogies for why you should reelect Governor Cuomo.
They came, they howled, and still Cuomo personally lifted the old Kosciuszko Bridge’s main span from its rightful place and gently placed it down in Jersey.
Every single subway line as well as the MTA has a Yelp page, and locals and tourists alike have been fervently weighing in on these soapboxes for years.
At least if they do ban food in the subway, we can have a most delicious revolt against it.
A resistant movement created on a whim plans to save the old bridge and send the ‘imposter false bridge’ into ‘the seas of Newtown for all eternity.’