Put the brr in burlesque this weekend.

Rock the block party, walk through open doors, partake in boozy beers, wax and wane, be kind rewind, and more ways to become a boom anime babe this weekend.

Got to hell and back, consumes immoderate amounts, run for the hills, treat yourself, and more ways to get ahead of the game this weekend.

Get it pitch perfect, solve whodunnit, step into old Havana, sink your teeth in, transform your wardrobe, and more ways to have a cat-tastic weekend.

Game the system, transport yourself to Tehran, take a deeper look, sing your heart out, and more ways to have a presidential week.

Don’t prepare for a funeral, inclusive cartoons, gear up your fixed gear, get over the hump, stay out late, softly sip on suds, and more ways to cruise by this week.

Go through your LiveJournal, prepare for hilarity, no homework necessary, don’t let a nip slip, see some screenings, and more ways to let loose this week.

Dedicate this one to your mom, get on a boat, get lost in it all, peep some puppets, give a puck, pier at some art, dance up a sweat, and more ways to show your mom a good time this weekend.

Dance on, rock out.

Find out hoo let the owls out, expand your entertainment, never lose, brace your bowels, bag some new threads, and more ways to enjoy the weekend.