Put some buzz in your life with this half-price sex toy deal

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Jealous of those lousy furloughed federal employees sitting pretty with their free vibrators? Trying to (rightfully) make men that much more obsolete? Just in the market for a new sex toy? Good news! A new deal from Gilt that effectively gets you half-price sex toys from Babeland is here. Whew, and just in time, as it’s been scientifically proven that Tuesday is the least sexy day of the week.

The deal is pretty simple: you can get $80 of store credit for $40, or $120 of store credit for $60.  Which means you can get tiny, elegant vibrator Je Jou Mimi ($89) and the popular Blueberry Buzz ($24) for just $60. If you’re not trying to make men a thing of the past, you could get the Tor vibrating cock ring ($119), which looks like a gun from Halo for half-price. Or just absolutely screw with your boyfriend’s head by buying a machine that gives you oral with silicone “tongues.” Which, upon discovery of that, it’s not that we’re threatened or anything, but let us tell you about the dangers of robots and why they aren’t to be trusted.

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